Just a little tip to everyone out there.

If your friend organizes you a nice trip cause they know you’ve had a really rough week, and you know that they are highly insecure about their breasts, don’t repay them by telling them how men compliment you and tell you you’re really lucky to have such perfect tits and then gloat in your own awesomeness about how you often tell them flat feel good cliches like all breasts are perfect.

And how that makes them uncomfortable, and you know they don’t agree.

When you obviously don’t even believe it yourself.